Mug Wrap Sayings Decals.  2.5x2 largest dimensions. 23 per sheet

 If women ran things...

1. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men with wedding rings in their pockets.
2. Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight standard would be increased by 30 pounds.
3. Touching a TV remote control would be punishable by doing dishes.
4. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
5. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
6. Men's wages would be sent directly to their wives for safe keeping.
7. A man would no longer be considered "a good catch" simply because he's breathing.
8. Men who design women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
9. Premarital agreements would include men doing their share of the housework.
10. A working mother would receive the Nobel Prize.
11. Money spent on makeup and the hairdresser would be tax deductible.
12. Men would be favored for jobs requiring heavy lifting, women for jobs requiring heavy thinking.
13. There would be a Shopper's Hall of Fame, honoring women who found the best bargains.
14. More women would be elected to public office. As a result, budgets would always be balanced since women know how to strech a dollar.
15. Men would be as attentive after marriage as they are before.
16. "I do's" for men would become more specific: "I do half the housework" "I do clean up after myself" "I do windows."
17. Men would pay as much attention to their women as they do their cars
18. Men would learn the following phrases:  "I'm sorry" "What can I do to help?" "I love you" "I'll take the garbage out." "You're beautiful" "Go to sleep. I'll take care of the baby" "You're doing a great job"
19. A woman president would only need one term Women knoe how to get the job done!
20 Male bonding would be a thing of the past as men would be too busy with household chores.
21 A woman's work would finally be done.
22. Marriage licenses would be renewable---at the woman's option!
23. "MACHO" would mean: "Men Attending to Chores at Home and Outside"

1. Pick out the decoration that intend to apply.  Cut it out from the sheet entirely.
2. Place the decal in warm water.  The sheet will roll up and become flat again in 15 to 20 seconds.
3. Remove the decals from the water.  Separate the white sheet from the transfer.
4. Wet the piece with warm water.  Put the transfer on the piece and adjust the design to the correct position.
5. Eliminate any excess water and bubbles from the piece using a squeegee or hand toweling.
6. Let the piece dry for 24 hours at temperature.  The piece will then be ready to fire.
7. The suggested temperature is cone 015, 016, 017 for the regular decals and 017, 018 for the gold decals.